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The innovation is
a) I wiil sell you the most expensive funeral I possibly can basing my argument on "the more you pay for the funeral the more people will think you really loved the deceased" followed by
b) then I will call round your house and with the same careful and respectful act bearing in mind your grief I will look at all your paperwork and based on the value of the estate I will give you what those nasty old solicitors won't give you, ie a FIXED price. You have all the reassurance you need the price will never change so ain't that nice? The fact the price is huge by comparison to solicitors fees is neither here nor there and we won't talk about that. I am not leaving till we are signed up. If you are in any doubt I will do you a new will for free. Ain't that lovely? You will be appointing me as executor and so we have the next lot of probates ready made together with even more fancy funeral.
Killer of an innovation