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Great idea M'lud.

May I humbly suggest that given having a civil court system without lawyers is such a great idea, in fact, it ought to be rolled out immediately - starting of course where it really matters, in the Rolls Building.

After all, these expert Chancery and Commercial red judges can surely work out all the intricacies of the cases with a few searching questions. And Russian trillionaires should be capable of typing in their problems to the new online court. And when they prove it works, they can introduce it across the line.

I can picture it now:-
PLEASE TYPE IN YOUR CLAIM
"I wantski my old friend he pay £333,444,555,666,777 for the oil, da!"

Dear Mr Berehshevskaya. A claim has been made against you. PLEASE TYPE IN YOUR DEFENCE
"Nyet!!! If he dies, he dies!"

THANK YOU. The online court has decided ....you WIN. But click now in the next 30 second and gamble... Do you keep your WIN, or do you want to double your money, courtesy of Double Spin Roulette? Choose now! Invite a friend and get a free divorce petition next time! (c) HMCTS in conjunction with BetYouTV (a Gibraltar registered company).

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