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Anon@3:41.

I would lower my fees... but instead I am sitting here on my private island in the Caribbean, counting the large piles of new-style £50 notes, and ordering my servants to move the gold piles from one room to another just to keep them employed. So I can't.

Because of course, everybody knows that the real cost of operating a law firm is in fact nothing, and so we just make up an hourly rate of however much we can be bothered putting up with taking from clients, whom we also all know are always eager and willing to pay whatever is asked.