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Ha! What you fools don't realise is that along with my 1,100 year old title I inherited mystic powers from the Celtic Ancients. Why do you think it is that Ireland is a Snake Free Zone??

Yes, all thanks to my illustrious ancestors, and I am now considering making England a Snake Free Zone as well, by ridding it of these evil snakes that impugn my ancestry and nobility.

My powers enable me to see behind the pathetic `Anonymous' headings, so that I can identify the snivelling toads that creep along the dark sewers of the internet like great fatburgers and have no doubt, I'll flush them out!!

And when they are exposed to the light of my glorious being they will shrivel like toads in a fiery furnace, and regret forever the day that they chose to cross swords with The Grand Master.

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!