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There are no Infidel tanks in Baghdad!!!! No, not now never!!! We will not surrender to the banks or the shareholders. The invaders will come to Slater and Gordon and feel the wrath of our glorious Quindell - which will make billions and wipe the smile from their faces!!! Slater and Gordon will be victorious!!! Honest!!

And if not, don't worry comrades! We, at the board of SGH, commensurate with our position and global standing, have of course accepted our remuneration committee's generous offers of payment, which ought to see us through.

You see, said Squealer, you do not imagine, I hope, that we pigs are doing this in a spirit of selfishness and privilege? Many of us actually dislike milk and apples. I dislike them myself. Our sole object in taking these things is to preserve our health. Milk and apples (this has been proved by Science, comrades) contain substances absolutely necessary to the well-being of a pig. We pigs are brainworkers. The whole management and organization of this farm depend on us. Day and night we are watching over your welfare. It is for YOUR sake that we drink that milk and eat those apples. Without which we could never have bought Quindell...