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PART 18 REQUEST FOR FURTHER INFORMATION ON THE FURTHER AND BETTER PARTICULARS OF THE RE_RE_RE_RE_AMENDED DEFENCE AND COUNTERCLAIM.

1. To the fullest extent and level of particularity to be relied upon at trial, please specify the name, model, serial number, manufacturer, colour, size and shape of the said "smart phone".

2. To the fullest extent and level of particularity to be relied upon at trial, please defined the size of the alleged window-opening, the height of the window from the datum floor level on the obverse side of the opening, the size of the said older brother and the means by which it is being alleged that the said older brother was able to utilize to enter the room.

3. Provide reliable, peer-reviewed, scientific proof that the said older brother is, in fact, genetically a male sibling (or transgender, or non-gender-specific) of the Defendant and further universal physical evidence that the quantum age of the molecules with integer spin number in the said alleged brother's DNA are consistent with the fundamental theory of special relativity.

4. A period of 14 hours, no, let's make it 10, is given for requests to be answered, failing which a without-notice application will be made to some half-asleep deputy district judge at a northern County Court who will rubber stamp the draft order whilst reading about Simon Danczuck's ex-wife in the Daily Mail and make an order for striking off, indemnity basis costs and that the solicitor be taken from this place and hanged by the neck until dead.