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My firm has just introduced a policy whereby thought crime is synergised adopting a holistic an inclusive approach. We all gather in the senior partner's office, where she leads us in a spirited rendition of Kum Ba Yah, accompanied brilliantly as always by her ethnic peace ukulele. The talking stick is then offered to the offender, who is encouraged to talk through their transgression so that we can all learn from it. If they feel uncomfortable talking (often a problem with solicitors, I find), then it is acceptable for them to face up to their difficult moment through the medium of free dance. We have a safe place for free dance.

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