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In the blue corner we have Darren Dimm from the SRA aged 22 and a graduate in dance and gender studies from the University of West Luton. Darren is passionately keen on his role as a trainee investigating officer, and has just learned that money laundering means more than leaving a tenner in the back pocket of his jeans for his mum to wash.

In the red corner is a magic circle litigation team - many of them vicious and angry that the dons did not stand up to congratulate them on their Oxbridge firsts.

Place your bets...…………………….