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I've thought of a further stress test for the SRA thesis.

"Thank you for flying CheapoAir. I'm Jack your Captain, and I've temporarily forgotten my second name after a heavy session in the bar. Don't worry, Donny, the second pilot doesn't drink because he's got a heavy coke habit. Leave few lines for me - this vodka bottle is nearly empty.

"CheapoAir is regulated (I can't read it from the card without laughing) by the Sloppy Regulation Agency, and I have to tell you that this plane has never been serviced, and we are totally uninsured. With a capacity of 240 and 484 here (some still hanging on the wings) you have exercised your consumer choice for a race to the bottom. This may well happen because the port wing has a structural fault."