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"Hargreaves, as your head of chambers, I needed to have a word with you."
"A word?"
"Perhaps several. Not to put too fine a point on it, members of chambers noticed at your recent garden party, that the big toe of your fourth wife was sticking up from the patio. There was an aspect of this which is totally unacceptable to the bar."
"What was that?"
"The colour of her toe nail varnish - it was just vulgar."