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I think the story needs to be rewritten.

"Reg Splodge who made his name with the Splodge Nail Boutique, has launched a game changing disrupter company called" Give us your money." For only £20,000 (cash and cards only) law firms can be exclusively vetted for stupidity, and then get Reg's personal endorsement.

The SRA welcomed this as a game changer and told firms that this is even better than sending money abroad to release funds being held up in dictator's bank account. A spokesman, wearing what appeared to be his pyjamas, said that they welcomed the customer choice, and the delivery of the diversity agenda.

Legal guru, Simon Ratfinger, said that the future was for solicitors to pay to be allowed to work, and that anyone who didn't wake up and smell the coffee might still be in business.

(Is this right: Ed?)