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I foresee some cultural difficulties .

At Paddington.

"Where is the first class carriage?"
"There ain't one mate."
"We've been charged £495 for this journey."
"Nothing to do with me - I just work here."
"When do you have a first class carriage?"
"When the big wigs from Cardiff come to visit."
"And when is that?"
"When Spearmint Rhino have a gala night and they can claim it on expenses."

On the train.

"Have you found the buffet car?"
"I'm not sure, but I've got twelve cans of Stella and some pork scratchings."
"Could you not find something more substantial?"
"There was a burger, but the chap said that his dog had refused to eat it."
"Is the dog very fussy?"
"It's a Labrador."
"I'll have the pork scratchings."

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