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Reminds me of the one about the senior partner's son who starts work int he family firm. After a couple of weeks on his feet he bumps into his dad.

'Oh, dad, you know that really gnarly, complex, multi-handed, stagnant, decades-old inheritance dispute? Well, I managed to settle it this morning.'

'You idiot!' cried the exasperated father. 'That was supposed to get your kids through college as well!'