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I quite like the idea that I may be a member of a cartel. However unknowingly. Presumably I can now just walk into the best clubs, bars and restaurants past queues of ordinary punters who will gaze on with justifiable awe, not to mention shameful envy. I may try it tonight and report back tomorrow. In the meantime I'm changing my voicemail to say "You have reached the cartel. Please leave a message if you dare."