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re What did I miss?

Why not run out a pilot for, say, burglaries, while they're at it?

Been burgled?

Want the police to investigate?

Enforcing the law costs money.

If you wouldn't mind handing over your debit card to PC Swipe, he will take the fee and get onto it right away.

Can't afford it?

Well, take one of our helpful leaflets about being more careful next time.

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