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I have often walked, down these streets before,
But I siphoned from insurers lots of sheets before.
All at once am I, insolvent and dry,
Knowing I'm on the skids as a spiv.

Are there tortfeasors, in the heart of town?
Can you blag your way in any other part of town?
Does enrichment pour, out of every door?
No: I'm now on the skids as a spiv.

With apologies to Frederick Loewe and Alan Jay.

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