A passport to HeavenVisitors to Denton Wilde Sapte's extravagant 'Around the World' bash last week were presented with passports.

Guests were told to expect 'goody bags' if they got their passports stamped at five tables, arranged with food and drink to represent the different continents.

Those guests who managed to get beyond the giant ice vodka bottle - used for dispensing generous supplies of the stuff - and struggled around all the tables, were shocked to find that there were no staff to reward them for their diligence on the way out.

Let's hope the firm's immigration department is more efficient with its clients.