I am feeling rather dutiful at the moment, in my professional capacity as a family law solicitor.

- Duty to clients - absolutely, cannot argue with that;

- Duty to court - pretty much as above really;

- Duty to Legal Services Commission - well, let's just say I am hanging in there, and;

- Duty to National Criminal Intelligence Service - give me a break.

Straws and backs of camels spring to mind, or, as is more of the moment, 'I'm A Solicitor - Get Me Out Of Here!'

Rachel Hall, Zermansky & Partners, Leeds