Dont put your solicitor on the stage

The advertisers at Wokingham, Berkshire firm Clifton Ingram are at it again.

With a roundabout and the sin-bin at their local ice hockey team already covered (slogan: Stay cool, we can help), the firm has issued its latest ads for productions at Wokingham Theatre, which it sponsors such as Dont Dress for Dinner, below.

Perhaps the most amusing is one for the Neil Simon play Rumours, featuring mock news stories which we can only dream of reporting as fact, including: Scientists are having to re-map parts of the human genome after the discovery that solicitors do not conform to the recently completed draft DNA blueprint; and The Law Society is investigating a bizarre accusation that a Thames Valley lawyer ate a clients hamster...

There is nothing wrong with solicitors being lean and hungry, a Society spokesman said, but...