Hip hop enforcers are coming at ya

Is life as a solicitor in Essex not far removed from the world of 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels'? We ask after receiving the latest CD produced by Celestial Global Entertainments, an independent record company run by Charles Ewan, a civil litigation partner at Hornchurch law firm Forbes & Co.

At the end of the credits of 'Da Klientele', an album featuring various soul and R 'n' B artists and subtitled 'Coming at ya', comes the usual legal warning.

But not the sort written by a sober City intellectual property lawyer, we fancy: 'To all those who dare to make illegal copies of this album, don't do it cos Da Klientele and their legal enforcers will be "coming at ya!".

Peace and enjoy.' That told 'em.