Policy makers

Could it be that law firms are getting a little fed up with the government, the Legal Services Commission, and others coming up with policies for this, that and the other? They are to judge by a master policy policy sent to us by Yorkshire firm Berwin Bloomer.

The purpose of this policy is to address the proliferation, control and distribution of policies, it begins.

This will inaugurate a policy policy on policies, which should depoliticise the policy of policies.

Recommending the creation of a policy policy team, which would have its own policy on what constitutes a policy, and a policy police to enforce the decision (with its own policy police policing policy, naturally), it concludes: In the case of doubt, the final say on policy will rest with the Legal Services Commission in accordance with the principles of its Commission on Policy Policies, the Policy Policy Policy Policy.