Obviously impressed by trainee solicitor PJ Ellis's performance in the third series of 'Big Brother', the producers of the 2004 Channel 4 show have snapped up three players with a legal link.

Emma Greenwood (middle) is a legal administrator, although Obiter would hope her employers are not conveyancers after she asked fellow contestants what 'residential area' meant.

Quiet Ahmed Aghil (left), a property developer, boasts a law degree.

The prize for flamboyance goes to camp law student Marco Sabba (right), who admits the Hollywood blockbuster 'Legally Blonde' inspired his career path.

Given that Marco - who is vice-president of his student law society - shares the same shaved hairstyle as PJ, will the programme makers re-brand next year's show 'Legally Bald'?