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I'll remember that one next time I'm instructed by those who were involved in a brawl in the streets. I'll run their defence along the lines of:

'Well, officer, if you only arrived five minutes later the ring would have been set up, their gloves would have been on, their seconds would have been in place, the referee would have arrived and you'd have heard the bell being rung for the start of the first round.'

I can just see the weary look on the face of the stipe when he suggests that I give up my criminal defence practice in favour of writing comedy scripts!

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