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The Supreme Court train approaches Cardiff Station.

"Look at the welcome, two male voice choirs, a brass band and harpists!"
"And all the local dignatories dressed up."
"Quick, quick, get our gowns and wigs on. I've got some gold braid."
"There's even a welcome banner."
"What does it say."
"Cardiff Freemasons welcome Newport Freemasons."
"Ahhhhh…….."
"Get back into ordinary clothing quick."
"Why?"
"We don't want to be rolling up trouser legs and baring our breasts on the platform do we?"
"If anyone makes me bare my breast, I'll kick him in the...…."
Quite, just don't put it in a judgement."
"Let's sneak off the train quietly, and look for our welcome committee."