Typical. Even a celebrity England football team manage to blow it from the penalty spot. Worse, they lose with the winning penalty taken by a Yank. Captained by crooner Robbie Williams (pictured), this Soccer Aid England team, also comprising boxer Ricky Hatton, X Factor something-or-other Olly Murs and a good few retired ex-England fringe players, lost to a rest-of-the-world squad captained by actor Michael Sheen. Woody Harrelson scored the winning penalty. Woody Harrelson! England wept. Some kindly souls in the London office of US firm Weil Gotshal gave pro bono advice on drafting the agreement between UNICEF UK, Endemol and ITV for the broadcast of the Soccer Aid game. The good news is that the money raised – currently more than £2m – is going to help children across the world, including those affected by the Haiti earthquake.