Any readers who missed out on last month’s competition to win a copy of the first series of Law & Order: UK, you can now stop sobbing uncontrollably at your desk.

Obiter is delighted to announce a fresh competition to win series two, giving you a second bite of the legal drama cherry. For the uninitiated, Law & Order: UK is the British version of the hugely successful US show, which is the longest-running prime time drama on TV across the pond. It’s got defence lawyers, it’s got prosecutors, it’s got cops, and it’s even got that guy from Battlestar Galactica, who turns out to be English. It also has some very trendy camera work which we are legally obliged to point out could cause nausea for those with a weak constitution.

Once again, Santa Obiter – nobody told us it is actually February – has got five fabulous copies to give away. To win, all you have to do is make us chuckle with a funny reply to the following question: If there was a show called Lawyers who do Silly Things, I could be the main character because… Thinking caps on, please, and feel free to nominate a co-star. Answers to obiter@lawsociety.org.uk by Thursday 25 February.