For all those family lawyers out there spending precious hours trying to help divorcing couples come to an amicable arrangement, it seems you are wasting your time. According to an enlightening press release received this week, the current divorce laws are nothing more than a legal licence for women to 'loot' a man's assets. 'Dr Phillip Ditcher, who practises under the name "Doctor Ditch-her" and specialises in helping wealthy men to protect their assets before and during divorce, denounces one of the fundamental principles of British divorce - the concept of "no blame" - as unjust, leading to discrimination against men,' it says. You can almost hear the ripping sound as family solicitors start wrenching out their hair.