Obiter is pleased to report that Pentland Brands in-house lawyer Marcel Apfel (pictured) continues to notch up titles in his relentless quest to become world middleweight (under 80 kg) body-building champion. His latest triumph came at the British Natural Bodybuilding Federation's southern Britain finals on 4 July. Not only did he win his own weight category, but he also took the tournament's champion of champions title to the tune of 'We are the Champions' by Queen - original, huh? Next stop for Mr Apfel, who is sponsored by Maximuscle, are the International Natural Bodybuilding Federation world championships later this year. He tells us that he has achieved the 'total package' of mass and symmetry, even though he sometimes drops his strict regime for a bowl or two of Frosties. Obiter will keep readers bang up-to-date with how he gets on - and not just because he scares us.