Here we have prisoner CLI 003, who also happens to be known as Derek Larkin of the Institute of Legal Executives (ILEX), languishing in HMP Birmingham.

No, the police have not finally caught up with him, it's all for 'charidee'.

To raise money for several children's charities, Mr Larkin was 'banged up' alongside other lawyers and a minor celebrity or two.

After spending around 20 hours at Her Majesty's pleasure, our man from ILEX was released blinking into the midlands sunlight.

Whether he took a shower is not known.