A model partner

It seems that once you've inveigled your way into the affections of one supermodel, then a flock of their mates descend on you as well.

Keith Schilling, the unusually shy senior partner of the London niche media practice which acted for Naomi Campbell recently, is apparently the supermodels' lawyer of choice.

The latest to be linked with Mr Schilling is Aussie sphinx Elle 'The Body' McPherson.

At a recent London party for the charity Sargent Cancer Care for Children, Mr Schilling bid a considerable sum to accompany Ms McPherson on a shopping spree.

The prospect of them perusing the lingerie (cue headlines about briefs, etcetera) were sadly thwarted when Mr Schilling's bid was pipped at the post.