Confusing account

I have just received a letter from my business bankers telling me that I have substantial funds in my second account and would I like them transferred to my office account to eliminate my overdraft.Now, I have always wondered why it was that the more the gross fees increased, the less I seem to have in my pocket.

Was this the answer?Alas not.

Owing to a 'computer error' the bank has been inviting solicitors to help themselves to the client account.I would like to make it clear to the OSS that I have rejected the offer.

However, if there's a sudden emigration of solicitors to Brazil, this may be the answer.

Neil Jopson, Buckingham Law Practice, Buckingham