Firm's poetic justice not a boob

Norwich firm Steeles celebrated the festive season with a newsletter that managed, with impressive ingenuity, to use Christmas themes in conveying a series of legal updates ('Santa's holiday home damaged by tree roots', that sort of thing).

But we were especially taken by a risque poem about office Christmas parties that aimed to warn of health and safety risks, and especially this charming stanza: 'Debbie from filing fell down a stair/Tripped over a cable that shouldn't be there/David swigged egg-nog straight from his mug/The egg-nog was off - he contracted a bug/The poor photocopier shattered to bits/When Gina from buying copied her ****!' However, we are assured that this was not taken from personal experiences of parties at Steeles.