Legal muscle

Lawyers you wouldn't want to run into down a dark alleyway, part one.

Pictured is Marcel Apfel, in-house counsel at brand management organisation the Pentland Group, who has been punching above his weight by capturing the 'under 80 kilos' bodybuilding title at the recent England bodybuilding championships.

Mr Apfel - who claims that his muscle weight gain of 4kg is down to protein shakes rather than client lunches - also won the 'natural bodybuilding' title in Wales last year, and was just pipped to the England championship title by his friend, Fivos Averkiou.

Reports that fellow Pentland employees walk around the office claiming that they 'coulda been a contender' are, we are assured, false.