Problem-solving: Join the army and, erm, do what you did before.

The British Army's new recruitment campaign does not feature any soldiers in combat; rather it is aimed at 'young career seekers'.

Major Emma Peters of the Army Legal Service (below) was included because, we are told, her barristers' robes are quite distinctive.

An accompanying questionnaire does not imply that her life is that exciting - she has not been on any army exercises or adventure training recently, which hardly distinguishes her from private practice lawyers - but then she goes on to describe her tour in Bosnia in 1995/96 and how she had to deal with local warring faction leaders over their wish to arrest a British soldier.

When surrounded by guns and itchy fingers in a smoky room, it brings a whole new meaning to the idea of alternative dispute resolution, we guess.