Andrew Bell has hit the nail on the head (see [2005] Gazette, 13 January, 16); let us all throw down our professional cloaks to reveal our innermost selves; to live as a consumer is to be alive.


Still administrating the rule of law? Locke is so very 17th century, don't you think? This season it's Clementi.


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