At Obiter Towers we could barely bring ourselves to watch last week’s Apprentice, shorn as it was of Dynamo Legal founder ‘I’m from Wales’ Alex Mills.

We’ll be especially disappointed by his absence from this week’s interview stage, if his final exchange with Lord Sugar was anything to go by. Questioning Mills’ business plan, Lord Sugar asked young Alex what legal qualifications he had. ‘None’ was the response, to which Sugar seemed surprised.

Obviously not acquainted with the Legal Services Act, your lordship.