Gazette staff charged with the weekly task of writing the Moving On page are often heard to lament over the amount of useless trivia on new recruits that features in press releases. This week's prize goes to a firm which, luckily for them, shall remain nameless. We are informed that one of its new solicitors - who keeps tropical fish, by the way - unfortunately missed her start date at the firm by a week because she suffered from appendicitis. Another new starter was glad of the job opportunity because he cycles to and from work, and 'so the shower room and the secure cycle shed are a big plus'. Obiter was also pleased to learn that his wife is a bigwig at a local hospital. However, what the firm's PR company failed to tell us, was what he, or any of the other new recruits, actually did at the firm.