The post-Clementi world may be an alien and ugly one for some, but surely not as alien and ugly as the revived Doctor Who speculated the other week. In an episode where the Doctor and Rose travelled five billion years into the future to witness the end of the world as the sun expanded to consume it (don't worry - there's nobody living on Earth by then and it's being looked after by the National Trust), a variety of interesting and rich aliens were enjoying corporate hospitality to watch the 'artistic event' that was the spectacular explosion from the safety of a protected observation station in space. Among them was the Moxx of Balhoon, announced as being from the solicitors Jolko & Jolko. He had an unpleasant squeaky voice and his present to fellow passengers (each was required to provide something) was 'the gift of bodily salivas', whereupon he spat in Rose's eye. Talk about inadequate professional service. The Doctor, of course, saved the day when at literally the last second he managed to reverse the sabotage which dropped the station's defences and would have seen it destroyed too. But the extravagantly monikered Moxx was sadly a casualty of the crisis, and didn't even have the chance to put in a bill for his time either.