Hats off to the lawyers at London business crime firm BCL Burton Copeland - not for them the normal sponsorship opportunities such as sport or an art exhibition. Instead the firm backed Simon Humphreys, the only non-Scottish entrant in the Golden Spurtle World Porridge Making Championships that were held recently in Carrbridge, Scotland. Wearing a T-shirt aptly emblazoned with the slogan 'Porridge - don't serve it, eat it', Mr Humphreys came joint second and can accordingly claim to be the best English porridge maker in the world. Here at Obiter HQ we are not sure about his speciality porridge with coconut milk, ginger, mango, grated coconut and a drizzle of honey, but recognise a fine achievement when we see one.