Perhaps the only benefit of having to compile the 'Moving On' page for the Gazette is getting to read the irrelevant information that can be deemed worthy of inclusion in an appointment press release. A law firm once told us that a new solicitor - who keeps tropical fish - missed her start date because of appendicitis. Another starter at the firm, whose wife is a bigwig at the local hospital, was pleased to get the job because he cycles to work and 'so the shower room and the secure cycle shed are a big plus'. This month's amazing bit of trivia related to a probate manager hired by a firm in Devon, who we are told went to Rainsford Comprehensive School - 'made famous because it was where World Cup footballer Geoff Hurst studied in the 60s' - in Essex where he was born. Nurse, the smelling salts.