Till $249 do us part: 'If you and your spouse hate each other like poison and want to get out of the hellhole you call a marriage, you've come to the right place.' So begins a mild-mannered-looking lawyer in a TV advertisement that the Florida Bar Association has banned for including language that promises a particular result, which is not allowed in legal services advertising - English lawyers may be surprised and reassured to learn that any restrictions do exist in the US. Steven Miller of DivorceEZ offers a flat-fee, no-frills divorce service in non-contested cases (starting at $249 if no children are involved) and says his 'tongue-in-cheek jab at the process' is aimed at informing people about 'an alternative to greedy, billable-hour lawyers'. The advert, which Mr Miller has put on his website (www.divorceez.com), is now a favourite on YouTube - it is just a shame for him that most of its users are too young to need his services.