Part of the great pub quiz tradition is thinking up a silly team name. Often in two seconds flat. Usually, it’s safe enough to go for the rude or insulting because no one outside the room will know, and in the room most people are a bit squiffy or being equally rude, or both, and will take offbeat behaviour in the spirit intended. But beware: if you win, the law firm organising your charity quiz might send out a press release about the event. And then, if you represent the state for a living, but call your team the 'One-eyed Scottish gits', you might end up a bit red in the face. Yes, Crown Prosecution Service team at the Enoch Evans charity quiz in Walsall, we mean you.