Table feast

Proof that the Gazette is not full of limp-wristed second-raters.

We are actually hard-wristed third-raters, to judge by our glorious third place in a table...Proof that the Gazette is not full of limp-wristed second-raters.

We are actually hard-wristed third-raters, to judge by our glorious third place in a table football challenge, which was put on last week by insurance brokers Alexander Forbes.

Leaving virtually all the other legal magazines in our dust, the Gazette used fair means and foul (threatening the teams from Alexander Forbes that every goal they scored against us would equal a whole week with no coverage in the Gazette) to secure its place in the pantheon of sporting greats.

Alexander Forbes used the event to launch some new product, but because one of their players steadfastly refused to stop whacking the ball into our goal, we cannot mention it.

Nonetheless, the campaign to make table football an Olympic sport starts here.