Dressing the part

There is an unappealing preachy side to the US legal profession which commonly finds expression in Obiter's favourite publication, The Young Lawyer.

Previously, this has given us a section subtly called 'Get a life', giving clueless lawyers a run down on many innovative and unheard of ways to relax outside of work, such as: 'spend recreational time with your family'; perhaps you could 'get together with friends' regularly; or (and this is always a fun hobby) watch your weight.

In the latest issue there is straight-faced advice on appropriate lawyer clothes.

'Believe it or not,' the article begins in wonder, 'some of us reached the professional ranks without learning how to dress for the role.' Unsurprisingly, there were more tips for women than men, including schoolma'am-like approval for hemlines which are no higher than the 'middle of the knee',indecision over lighter-coloured suits (but a big no-no to 'bright and busy' suits) and a warning to 'be mindful of the retro 'do; your hair stylist may love it, but your partners won't'.